04 September 2006

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Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin IS DEAD!

The 44-year-old is believed to have been killed by a stingray barb that went through his chest while filming an underwater documentary off Port Douglas.

It is not known at this stage if the unidentified stingray was part of an Al qaeda splinter cell known to operate within Australian waters, but intelligence reports are warning that this may be the first of many terror tactics deployed by the Al qaeda network of recruiting young, easily coerced disaffected stingrays.


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