Are You a Redneck Fundy?

Small one today 'cos I am totally werked' over.
I recently stumbled over the 'Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian list'.
Some of my favourites ... (thanks craigslist)

• You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
• You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
• While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
• Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

Anyhows *yawn, I gotta haul this tired body tube of mine up the stairs and grab some kip.
Night night.

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