Pack of eight wafer thin, non contract edible mobile phones! $3.00NZD from Moshims while stocks la...
18 February 2008
27 December 2007
Viva La Vulva!
Readers might remember a posting earlier this year titled "A glorious expression of a woman?" about The Wondrous Vulva Puppet. Well, as an update to that post I've found yet another versute vulviform simply called, "The Velvet Vulva".To call these Velvet...
04 November 2007
It's very dense, very gestalt...
Next time you find yourself without a ready response to the social tropes of some post-modern Mojito party or obscure Electroclash album release media junket - Drop this word in somewhereGestalt, (noun, pronounced 'Geshtalt') A physical, biological, psychological, or symbolic configuration or pattern of elements so unified as a whole that its properties cannot be derived from a simple summation of...
30 October 2007
How many Bears?
Here's something a few of you may be surprised by.
How many bears in my photograph? That's the question I am putting to you.
If you think is the answer is simply 10, try looking closer and count again. If you still come up with ten it's probably because...
25 October 2007
Finally, a product that does what it says it does.
I was cleaning the oven top the other day with a product called "Shotz Cream" when I noticed something curious on the elements.Maybe it's just me but what does this look like to y...
18 August 2007
A Horse Is A Horse.. Helen Clark on Bebo?
It seems that Helen Clark, our New Zealand Prime Minister and one of the most powerful women in World Politics (tipped to be a future Secretary-General of the United Nations) is on bebo.Now I'm not saying Helen looks like a horse or anything (even though...
04 August 2007
Earth Turds.
Long ago I came to accept that I am inflicted with an inquisitive weka nature(pdf); meaning I am attracted to bright shiny objects and easily captivated by the trappings of flashy marketing gimmicks. Naturally, possessing such a predilection is in parts...
