Another treasure found.

Pack of eight wafer thin, non contract edible mobile phones! $3.00NZD from Moshims while stocks last.

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Viva La Vulva!

Readers might remember a posting earlier this year titled "A glorious expression of a woman?" about The Wondrous Vulva Puppet. Well, as an update to that post I've found yet another versute vulviform simply called, "The Velvet Vulva".

To call these Velvet Vulvae, or "Velvet V" versatile is an vast understatement. Quoting directly from the official site: "More than a sumptuous Renaissance bag, the Velvet V represents in three-dimensional form the sacred portal to the feminine temple."

So well worth checking out and verily I say, much more than a meager vacation "Vag-Bag", the variegated Velvet V design provides volumes of Vulva shaped solutions for your often vexing every day needs.Also here's a little project for any of you creative types perhaps not so keen on parting with $US145-$350.

By Erueti Brown with 2 comments

It's very dense, very gestalt...

Next time you find yourself without a ready response to the social tropes of some post-modern Mojito party or obscure Electroclash album release media junket - Drop this word in somewhere

Gestalt, (noun, pronounced 'Geshtalt') A physical, biological, psychological, or symbolic configuration or pattern of elements so unified as a whole that its properties cannot be derived from a simple summation of its parts.

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How many Bears?

Here's something a few of you may be surprised by.
How many bears in my photograph? That's the question I am putting to you.

If you think is the answer is simply 10, try looking closer and count again. If you still come up with ten it's probably because you don't yet know about a secret 11th bear hiding but in plain sight.

Where is this hidden bear? Can you see it? Don't worry if you can't, because most people don't know where the hidden bear in my photograph is either. But here's a clue: He's standing up.

Are you one of the few who knows where he is or are you about to give up and click on the link at the bottom of this post to find out?
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The Secret hidden 11th bear is here and by the smile on his face I'm guessing he's happy you finally found him. How cool is that?

By Erueti Brown with 2 comments

Finally, a product that does what it says it does.

I was cleaning the oven top the other day with a product called "Shotz Cream" when I noticed something curious on the elements.
Maybe it's just me but what does this look like to you?

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A Horse Is A Horse.. Helen Clark on Bebo?

It seems that Helen Clark, our New Zealand Prime Minister and one of the most powerful women in World Politics (tipped to be a future Secretary-General of the United Nations) is on bebo.

Now I'm not saying Helen looks like a horse or anything (even though she has taken us Maori for a ride) but I bet if someone strapped a horn to her forehead she'd bear an uncanny resemblance to a constipated unicorn. See...
...Speaking of constipated unicorns, our "Marsh-Mallow factory" threadless T-shirts arrived in the mail today and I couldn't be happier with them. I think the expression of the unicorn is very Helen-esque. Lovin' it!

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Earth Turds.

Long ago I came to accept that I am inflicted with an inquisitive weka nature(pdf); meaning I am attracted to bright shiny objects and easily captivated by the trappings of flashy marketing gimmicks. Naturally, possessing such a predilection is in parts both a blessing and a curse.

As an example: My 'My Little Cthulhu Vinyl Figure' above epitomises a shining moment or taste of the blessing, where-as these 'Earth-gems' below typify the most recent embodiment or sting of the stupid curse.

These so-called 'Earth-Gems', jewel of the Mighty Incan empire, taste like boiled radishes and are in fact nothing but multicoloured clumps of trendy hippy organic bullshit.

Fellow wekas, don't be taken in! These are not Earth-Gems.
These are fucking Earth Gems!

By Erueti Brown with 4 comments